Just a few of my favourite quotes

So many projects and so much to say (!) so will just start this off with a few of my favourite quotations:

"Learn how to live & you'll know how to die; learn how to die & you'll know how to live." ~ Morrie Schwartz

"Pain is weakness leaving the body!" ~ Roland, Outward Bound instructor

"The fact that men make the best cooks and hairdressers is a sign that women are meant to rule!" ~ Sidney Sheldon

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." ~ Albert Einstein

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." ~ Albert Einstein

"It's a fact that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was vaccuuming." ~ Kathy Lette

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." ~ Oscar Wilde

I once heard that girls fall into one of four categories: shoes, handbags, underwear or bathroom products...  WHAT, you mean I have to choose?!!!